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Definitions by Sarah Lambert

meatball marinara

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period and then when you "finish" she licks the blood off your balls, hence the term meatball marinara
Most guys usually dont get any when their girlfriend is on the rag, but Richie always gets a meatball marinara. Hes so lucky.

dick collar 

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!
dick collar by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

musty tang 

A)What I would name my mustang if I drove one.

B)A musty (stinky) poon tang (vagina)
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.

B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
musty tang by Sarah Lambert March 17, 2008

musty tang 

A)What I would name my mustang if I drove one.

B)A musty (stinky) poon tang (vagina)
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.

B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
musty tang by Sarah Lambert March 14, 2008

chain check 

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!
chain check by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008

get laid brigade 

what you call the brigade in high school.

For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?

Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
When you need to poop and instead of bringing a book or magazine, you bring your PSP to play while you are shitting.
Every morning my boyfriend takes a PSPoop as soon as he gets up.
PSPoop by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008