Sarah Lambert's definitions

yea-yo

slang for cocaine

He wanted me to drive him to get some yea-yo and I told him to get another ride because I dont want that shit in my car.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

dill dough

When you add dill seasoning to dough, thus making a cheesey joke about dildos.

Guy1: Haha look! *dumps dill seasoning into dough mix* ...I made a dill dough, get it, a dildo! hahahaha!

Guy2: Dude that was lame, imma call you beavis for that.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

fugo de cow

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

tiggos

a pair of big ole titties
see also tig ol bitties

My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

musty tang

A)What I would name my mustang if I drove one.

B)A musty (stinky) poon tang (vagina)

A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.

B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.

by Sarah Lambert March 17, 2008