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snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag
A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
mugGet the snot twatmug.

buckshot

the fat ass roach of a really fat joint, so fat that it resembles buckshot.
Dude, don't throw away that buckshot, I'll totally smoke it when my sack runs out!
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
mugGet the buckshotmug.

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.
My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
mugGet the coke can clanmug.

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.
I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
mugGet the jewish bank rollmug.

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!
by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008
mugGet the dick collarmug.

punk as fuck

Not giving a fuck...

Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.

Not fucking caring what other people think.

Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.

Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE
That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.
by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008
mugGet the punk as fuckmug.

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
mugGet the fingerless shockermug.

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