Sarah Lambert's definitions

sum-sum

A little something.

Sometimes a little something extra.

Used many different ways to imply a variety of things including drugs, sex or sexual acts, money, etc.

Can be used to describe almost anything you want a little something of.

I called my dealer up for a lil sum-sum to take to the party.

She was so wasted that she drunk dialed her ex last night for a lil sum-sum.

I told him to throw a little extra sum-sum into the sack I bought since I am such a faithful customer.

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

fugo de cow

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

tiggos

a pair of big ole titties
see also tig ol bitties

My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

Billdo

What you call a guy named Bill, implying he is a dildo.

See also Phildo

Bill: Hey guys, whats up? Can I hang out with you guys?
Bob: Go away Billdo!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

protopipe

Brandname and type of self contained pipe.
Has many unique features including a swiveling removeable (with alan wrench) bowl cover, screenless bowl, poker that is also used to clean the pipe and remove "tar" (resin) trap, chamber to store extra pot, and removable "tar" (resin) trap at the bottom of the bowl for easy cleaning/unclogging.
Very handy indeed

When I carry my protopipe around with me I never have to look for a poker, my bowl never spills, and I can carry around some extra sum-sum in the chamber for when the bowl gets cashed.

I love my protopipe

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

finger wave

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008