Definitions by Sarah Lambert
meatball marinara
when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period and then when you "finish" she licks the blood off your balls, hence the term meatball marinara
Most guys usually dont get any when their girlfriend is on the rag, but Richie always gets a meatball marinara. Hes so lucky.
meatball marinara by Sarah Lambert July 1, 2008
dick collar
When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
dick collar by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008
musty tang
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
musty tang by Sarah Lambert March 17, 2008
musty tang
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
musty tang by Sarah Lambert March 14, 2008
chain check
When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'
This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.
Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.
Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
chain check by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
get laid brigade
what you call the brigade in high school.
For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?
Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
get laid brigade by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
punk as fuck
Not giving a fuck...
Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.
Not fucking caring what other people think.
Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.
Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE
Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.
Not fucking caring what other people think.
Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.
Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE
That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.
punk as fuck by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008