magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
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dosier

pot, reefer, weed, etc.
If we're going on a road trip then Imma need to pick up some dosier.
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
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flour

A)slang for cocaine or meth

B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads

C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
A)If we're going clubbing we should pick up some flour on the way.

B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.

C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
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pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
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emo sucks

emo sucks, just look around at all the crying teens that cut themselves and wear their hair in their face while they listen to awful music, see my point?

Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?
by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008
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dill dough

When you add dill seasoning to dough, thus making a cheesey joke about dildos.
Guy1: Haha look! *dumps dill seasoning into dough mix* ...I made a dill dough, get it, a dildo! hahahaha!

Guy2: Dude that was lame, imma call you beavis for that.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
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skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
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