A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.
An Anal Cunt song:
you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet
are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks
Funniest band that ever existed!
Started in 1988 by Seth Putnam.
The name Anal Cunt came from Seth Putnam's attempt "to get the most offensive, stupid, dumb, etc name possible".
A common misconception is that the band is named after the song "Anal Cunt" by GG Allin, but in fact Allin's song was written years after the band had started. However they did later in their career render tribute to GG Allin by recording a version of I'll Slice Your Fucking Throat (If You Fuck With Me) by GG Allin and The Murder Junkies.
Originally, the band was to produce a form of 'anti-music', without rhythm, beats, riffs, lyrics, song titles or any other of the normal features of a band, an approach exemplified by the 5643 Song EP.
Anal Cunt's style has changed much since 1988, as originally they formed as a noisecore band before incorporating elements of grindcore and hardcore into their style. Songs in the 'early years' were often no more than a few seconds long (their 5643 Song EP being an extreme example), although this later increased so that the average song length was between 40 seconds and 1 minute. The typical Anal Cunt song is short and loud with extremely distorted guitars played randomly up and down the neck, near incomprehensible screaming and blast beat drumming, although there are exceptions to this rule.
Anal Cunt are often cited as having common lyrical themes that include misogyny, homophobia, anti-Semitism, racism and ridicule of the unfortunate, although this has not...
The biggest trolls
of the music industry. A grindcore
band led by singer Seth Putnam
. Their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding shit which can't be understood. In reality, they're just written to piss butthurt people off.
Anal Cunt are my favorite trolls ever.
This word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of fucking over a long period of time, a woman's vaginal walls will deteriorate to the point where the anal and vaginal cavities are connected. This will make defecating essentially involuntary. This was discussed on sex talk with Sue Johannson
candy the 55 year old whore down the street has developed anal cunt
weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. Retarded when compared to vaginal jesus or such.
"everyone in anal cunt is dumb"
A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.
dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.
"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."
gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
A man or woman whom particualrly likes anal and is an unliked person.
OR a sex position in which a man lies on his side with one leg in the air , a woman then folds one leg over his leg and the other under his body to secure her fanny to his anal hole.
Rhys said to Iain. " Your an anal cunt. I hate you"
Iain replied " i cant help it , its emmas fault ! "
Emma asked Iain " Do you want to do the Anal Cunt position."