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Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun 1: One that fires a machine gun. 2: A person that tends to spray things. 3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331. 4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed. 5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing. 1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner
2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner 3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck! 4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?" 5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!" |
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| 2. | machine gunner | ||
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A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead. I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
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