4 definitions by Sanityfan

A person who doesn't believe that males or females are superior, but rather that both genders are equal to each other and acts upon that belief.
It's not communist, it's equalist. It's only so no one complains and I don't have to put up with anyone's whining, but it's a very great philosophy, you gotta admit.
by Sanityfan June 18, 2011
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When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.
Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.
by Sanityfan October 10, 2015
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A Christian that only goes to church during the holidays.
Why does Ben even bother coming here? What, he can only make time to come to church during Christmas? He's such a Holiday Christian.
by Sanityfan May 2, 2010
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The conclusion one comes to when looking at a women's body and her butt or chest is flat. The difference is told by saying if the front or back is flat.
We saw these sexy girls walking down the street. I wanted to talk to them, but then I saw they were too flat in the back.
by Sanityfan March 26, 2010
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