Sam is a Dick's definitions

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

pwner

The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.

I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.

The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.

If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

LIGPIRL

Leet In Game, Pwned In Real Life.

In game Angrifier's level 70 orc mage was the terror of the noobs.

In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.

LIGPIRL!!

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007