Sam is a Dick's definitions

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

curebie

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.

In another generation the curebies would probably have wished to cure left-handedness.

by Sam is a Dick October 20, 2006

bling

Proof that wealth can't buy class.

I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

chavalry

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.

Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.

by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006

internet

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006

LIGPIRL

Leet In Game, Pwned In Real Life.

In game Angrifier's level 70 orc mage was the terror of the noobs.

In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.

LIGPIRL!!

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

country club conservative

The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.

The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.

Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"

Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007