Sam is a Dick's definitions

Jena 6

Six high schoolers who were told to ignore a racially motivated threat against their lives. They retaliated by jumping one of the instigators, beating him unconscious. They were charged with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Apparently a shoe is now a weapon of murder.

The Jena 6 should've finished the job on a kid who thought it was funny to threaten their lives.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

STUD

Strong Teen Using Democracy

Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Conservative

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.

How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.

by Sam is a Dick April 25, 2007

frat boy

The final stage of gay denial. These guys shower together, they slap each other on the ass, they fall asleep next to each other after all night drinking and talking about how much they love each other. But if you happen to be wearing a tie they call you a fag.

Frat boy 1: "Hey let's go play some touch football then shower together and slap each other on the ass."

Frat boy 2: "I'm there dude. Everyone who isn't in a frat is gay."

Frat boy 1: "Shut up and keep sucking."

by Sam is a Dick March 1, 2007

ReNAMBLAcans

A perjorative towards Republicans in the wake of the Mark Foley scandal.

ReNAMBLAcans is one of the ways the Democrats plan to take the House in 2006.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007