Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.

Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.

by Sam is a Dick October 03, 2007

Conservative

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.

How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.

by Sam is a Dick April 25, 2007

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007

ReNAMBLAcans

A perjorative towards Republicans in the wake of the Mark Foley scandal.

ReNAMBLAcans is one of the ways the Democrats plan to take the House in 2006.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

frat boy

The final stage of gay denial. These guys shower together, they slap each other on the ass, they fall asleep next to each other after all night drinking and talking about how much they love each other. But if you happen to be wearing a tie they call you a fag.

Frat boy 1: "Hey let's go play some touch football then shower together and slap each other on the ass."

Frat boy 2: "I'm there dude. Everyone who isn't in a frat is gay."

Frat boy 1: "Shut up and keep sucking."

by Sam is a Dick March 01, 2007

Bass player

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.

I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.

by Sam is a Dick April 02, 2007