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Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.
If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
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Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.
Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.
by Sam is a Dick October 3, 2007
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walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.
Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.
by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007
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Dhimmicrat

A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.
We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."
by Sam is a Dick November 2, 2006
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sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.
That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006
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loosey

Not a nickname for oral sex, but we should start calling it that.
For the last time that's not what a loosey is.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
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free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.
Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.
by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006
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