Sam is a Dick's definitions

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.

The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

STUD

Strong Teen Using Democracy

Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Jena 6

Six high schoolers who were told to ignore a racially motivated threat against their lives. They retaliated by jumping one of the instigators, beating him unconscious. They were charged with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Apparently a shoe is now a weapon of murder.

The Jena 6 should've finished the job on a kid who thought it was funny to threaten their lives.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

Jesse Jackson

He is the emperor of black people.

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007

chafer

An erection in briefs.

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

by Sam is a Dick October 28, 2006