Sam is a Dick's definitions
by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006
Get the internetmug. The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.
The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"
Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
Get the country club conservativemug. In game Angrifier's level 70 orc mage was the terror of the noobs.
In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.
LIGPIRL!!
In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.
LIGPIRL!!
by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
Get the LIGPIRLmug. I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007
Get the Bass playermug. Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.
New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
by Sam is a Dick April 25, 2007
Get the Conservativemug. For the last time that's not what a loosey is.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
Get the looseymug. When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.
by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006
Get the free tourmug.