Sam is a Dick's definitions

Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.

If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

Hummer owner

The reason why gas prices are so high!

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.

by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007

STUD

Strong Teen Using Democracy

Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Jena 6

Six high schoolers who were told to ignore a racially motivated threat against their lives. They retaliated by jumping one of the instigators, beating him unconscious. They were charged with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Apparently a shoe is now a weapon of murder.

The Jena 6 should've finished the job on a kid who thought it was funny to threaten their lives.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

country club conservative

The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.

The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.

Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"

Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

LIGPIRL

Leet In Game, Pwned In Real Life.

In game Angrifier's level 70 orc mage was the terror of the noobs.

In real life he went to the hospital after trying to masturbate with raw chicken.

LIGPIRL!!

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007