Sam's definitions

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

tatas

nice tits

holly tatas

by sam January 6, 2003

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

:-p

A smiley sticking there toung out!!!

:-p< thats my fav. smiley
Mine 2!!

by Sam August 8, 2004

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005