Sam's definitions

Persian

-One of the oldest languages. An Indo-European language driven from Avestan and Sanskrit.
-Also referred to a person who speaks the modern Persian, also known as Parsi or Farsi.
-Also race of the royal cats, with long hair, usually white, short legs and elegant noises. Persian Cat is originally comes from Iran(former Persia).
-Persian people may have very variant complication depend on what part of the country they originally come from: The Persians from the north (Caspian coast) tend to have a fair complication with blond or light/mild brown hair and blue/green/hazzle eyes, Persians from central regions normally have fair skin and dark hair, Persians from the south and south east usually have olive complication. becaue the climate differes radicly from the extrem cold in the north to extrem heat in the south. very moist in northen forests and very dry in central desert.

There are more poems in Persian than any other languages in the world. And Iran has more poets than any other nation, even China.

by Sam December 14, 2003

Canadia

slang for canada
"canadia" insults actual canadians.

Canadian: Bitches! dont you be callin' Canada "Canadia!"

by sam January 1, 2005

ding

Otherwise known as a townie, kev, trev or charv, used to define such in Yorkshire, esp. York. Commonly found anywhere the police aren't, and primarily in large cities. Thought to originate in NE England, acting with aggression and covert hostility and wearing over-elaborate clothing and jewellry that seem to others not to go well together, e.g. Rockport boots, a white tracksuit, a large gold chain or medallion, sovereign rings and a white or burberry baseball cap, tilted at >45 degrees to the back of the head. Phenomena surround the methods of headwear attachment, though Blu-Tac is thought to be the most popular. Also used to insult others who do not subscribe to such fashions and characteristics.

There are some dings on the market stalls - make sure you stay away or they'll tax you!

by Sam January 2, 2004

8 foot sativa

a mean ass heavy metal band that originated for west auckland in new zealand . they have released 2 albums
"hate made me"
"season for assault"

hate made me tracklist ;

*before your suffering
*hate made me
*fuel set
*cock tease
*beliver
*its all so real
*growen aggression
*stolen life
*kick it all away
*8 foot sativa
*engine
*invention 13

season for assult tracklist ;

*Whats Lost Is Tomorrow
*Escape From Reality
*For Religions To Suffer
*Destined To Be Dead
*Hatred Forever
*Season For Assault
*Chelsea Smile
*The Abused
*Disorder
*Gutless
*Hate Made Me

step up step up step up for sativa
step up step up for 8 foot sativa

by sam October 13, 2004

David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

Selling Buicks

to vomit; so named because of the way tbuick can be made to sound like a vomit noise

After drinking 12 beers, Haizle was selling buicks all night long.

by Sam February 22, 2003

rasmus

Aka.Hairy s*****y. She is a big fat slut who cant keep her skirt out of her knickers for one second when she walks.Is a liar who cant stick up for herself and has played the little miss inocent card for waaaaay too long!

Pettyness in basketball then lying about the facts

by sam June 19, 2004