Sam's definitions

your face

A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of your mom otherwise known as yo mama and jo mama.

Damn, you're ugly.
You're face.

You need to take a shower.
Your face needs to take a shower.

You're a faggot.
Your face is a faggot!

by Sam May 8, 2005

frood

A person who really knows where his/her towel is.

You zarkin' frood! You've had that same old towel since you were 623 years old!

by Sam May 9, 2005

whipcash

A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.

"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."

by Sam February 28, 2007

Bassline Skanker

A Person Who Listens To "Bassline" Music ( SpeedGarage) I.E Niche, T2, DJ Q.

"Yo Tom, Your A Bassline Skanker But We Love You"

by Sam March 6, 2008

shebundo

Shebundo is when your friend is just acting like a right juntler and you wanna let them know they need to pull their head in, so you hit em with a “get shubundoed m8” or if you just want to throw out a preemptive “m5 you’re cruising on a river straight into shebundo town”

I guess shebundo just implies harm in a weird undefinable way, ethereal malice, general Ill will and hostility, but in a super playful ultimately non threatening way.

Oi M9 I think you need to put down the juntle juice and sort yourself out before I serve you a piece of shebundo pie

by sam April 14, 2021

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003

twatle

Mo is this all the time and so is rick.

Rick and Mo

by sam October 14, 2003