487 definitions by Sam

kmao

kick my ass off. pioneered by rob. thought he was writing lmao. spazmo

Person 1: 'Something witty'
Rob: kmao

by Sam February 26, 2005

Arya

Aryan
Noble
Freeman
Someone who speaks an Indo-European language.

Arya is the noble race.

by Sam December 14, 2003

Necropolis

Morbid, gothic, chilly tourist attraction.

Hill on outskirts of Glasgow city, covered in with hundreds of graves - from small unmarked stones to massive mausoleums. A solitary footpath winds round the Necropolis, spiralling round the crest of the hill to the top. Found next to Glasgow Cathedral.

Creepy as shit at night. Not much better in the day but at least you can see where you're going.

'It's getting late, lets take a short cut through the Necropolis.' 'Yeah, great idea!'

by Sam January 26, 2005

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

kife

in reference to a dirty female.

She's so kife.

by Sam October 18, 2003

Upchurch

one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat

Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her

by Sam September 28, 2003

depression

depression is when you become interested in nothing and the only thing that doesn't hurt is when you are hurting

the knife is painless but life hurts like a bitch

by Sam February 18, 2005