S_t_G's definitions

Los Osos

More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.

Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)

by S_t_G May 7, 2005

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 1, 2005

Origin

Origin is a death metal band from Kansas that is known for being extremely fast and technically complicated.

The best way to scare small children and kill elderly people with heart conditions is to play some Origin cranked up really loud.

by S_t_G May 5, 2006

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 25, 2004

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005

desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005

slk

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005