S_t_G's definitions

355

It is perhaps the very key to our future existance. The 355th day of the year is December 21st. The Mayan calander ends on December 21, 2012. Coincidence? I think not.

"355. I need answers." - FoXDie

by S_t_G May 8, 2005

desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 1, 2005

Los Osos

More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.

Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)

by S_t_G May 7, 2005

Grrr?

When puzzled, or confused, it is used in place of such phrases as "Huh?" or "What?" Unlike grrr, "Grrr?" is not said in an agressive tone, rather a questioning, perplexed tone.

Person 1: (Mumbles something incoherent)
Person 2: Grrr?

by S_t_G October 14, 2004

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 25, 2004

Porsche

The ultimate mid-life crisis car.

When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.

by S_t_G April 6, 2005