17 definitions by S_t_G

slk

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

by S_t_G April 6, 2005

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 26, 2005

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 15, 2004

Tipper Gore

The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.

(The other definitions are better)

Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<

by S_t_G December 19, 2004

355

It is perhaps the very key to our future existance. The 355th day of the year is December 21st. The Mayan calander ends on December 21, 2012. Coincidence? I think not.

"355. I need answers." - FoXDie

by S_t_G May 9, 2005

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2005

Los Osos

More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.

Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)

by S_t_G May 7, 2005