A just punishment for over eating.
Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.
When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.
An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf
See Britney Spears
Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"
What a stupid whore
The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.
(The other definitions are better)
Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<
More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.
Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)
into the best way to find porn. :D
Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".
The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate
school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.
- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"