S_t_G's definitions

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 25, 2004

Porsche

The ultimate mid-life crisis car.

When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.

by S_t_G April 6, 2005

Boom! Headshot!

The signature catch phrase of FPS Doug, from the acclaimed Pure Pwnage series.

FPS Doug: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

by S_t_G September 1, 2005