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global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.
I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Paris Hilton

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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corporationey

Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporationey... and they make money.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Holocaust deniers

people who KNOW that the Holocaust happened but just like to say that it didn't all because they're just anti-semitics assholes
Ever noticed how Holocaust deniers usually also tend to be anti-zionists. It's no coincidence. Holocaust denial is a result of anti-semitism.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights
Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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War on Christmas

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.
Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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