rustyshackleford's definitions

Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot

oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

dickfor

I don't know what it is. I sure wish someone would tell me.

Could someone please tell me what's a dickfor.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

corporationey

How corporations act according to Tim Robbins.

Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporationey... and they make money.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008