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I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
by Roo August 9, 2010
Get the Chavalrous mug.A wax-jacketed, huntin', fishin' shootin' type, such as me, of the English countryside, who loves to indulge in all things bucolic and preserving of the rural landscape, including killing and eating as much of it as possible. As me, quite possibly ex-Army, wont to driving old Land Rovers, being rather poor and fond of cord trousers and tweed if a chap and nice skirts and floppy straw hats if a chappette.
Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.
Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.
Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.
Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.
William Boot, erstwhile and unlikely hero of Waugh's novel Scoop and the writer of "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", might well be described, by today's standards, as a Barbourian.
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Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.
by roo April 6, 2004
Get the evil nicky mug.One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
B: ...live next door. That makes me a...
A: ... proximity shag.
B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
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