Roo's definitions

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

whorist

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

by Roo June 4, 2005

Chavalrous

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.

I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!

by Roo August 9, 2010

Culturepreneur

Another bastardised nouveau noun, this time "culture" and "entrepreneur".

It is, according to the website of a marketing and promotions company as "…the dialogue between the arts and business."

Hateful, and it has me reaching for my pistol.

Perhaps the Saatchi Brothers are good exemplars of "culturepreneurs".

by Roo September 6, 2005

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

Thairish

Another unfortunate compound noun.

Thai + Irish = Thairish, reflecting the profusion of (at best fake and at worst real) Irish bars in Thailand.

Of course, is said by a native of that fair Asian country, it becomes Thailish.

Remember the old song:, "When Thairish eyes are smiling"? Well, it's often playing in half a dozen faux Irish bars in Phuket right now...

by Roo April 8, 2010