Roo's definitions

whorist

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

by Roo June 4, 2005

evil nicky

Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.

evil nicky tried to kill me with plastic scissors and Tippex"

by roo April 6, 2004

Chavalrous

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.

I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!

by Roo August 9, 2010

FAT-PIZZA

fully sick mate
huge burnouts
tip top stuff mate

lets go to bumkin land
tip top

by Roo September 25, 2003

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

Thairish

Another unfortunate compound noun.

Thai + Irish = Thairish, reflecting the profusion of (at best fake and at worst real) Irish bars in Thailand.

Of course, is said by a native of that fair Asian country, it becomes Thailish.

Remember the old song:, "When Thairish eyes are smiling"? Well, it's often playing in half a dozen faux Irish bars in Phuket right now...

by Roo April 8, 2010

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003