Roo's definitions

Chavalrous

Antonym of chivalrous. The quality of being a chav.

I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!

by Roo August 9, 2010

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

Boo

The most amazin thing to ever walk this earth, you see her and your jaw is instantly broke cause it hits the floor so damn hard!! She's my everythin and wooahhh I aint never gonna let her go :)

Boo you are so fit :)

by Roo July 20, 2004

evil nicky

Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.

evil nicky tried to kill me with plastic scissors and Tippex"

by roo April 6, 2004

Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.

Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"

by Roo August 12, 2009

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004