Typothermia

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.

It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'

by Roo December 20, 2010

sliky

Means Nice or Smooth

Awwww thats sliky!

by Roo April 20, 2004

whorist

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

by Roo June 04, 2005

Barbourian

A wax-jacketed, huntin', fishin' shootin' type, such as me, of the English countryside, who loves to indulge in all things bucolic and preserving of the rural landscape, including killing and eating as much of it as possible. As me, quite possibly ex-Army, wont to driving old Land Rovers, being rather poor and fond of cord trousers and tweed if a chap and nice skirts and floppy straw hats if a chappette.

Not to be confused with the agri-yob, which is a lower caste of countryside dweller altogether.

Not, either, to be confused with Barbar the Elephant.

William Boot, erstwhile and unlikely hero of Waugh's novel Scoop and the writer of "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", might well be described, by today's standards, as a Barbourian.

by Roo August 12, 2009

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 05, 2003