Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.
Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...
by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004
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garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.
If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.
by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003
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Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.
Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?
by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004
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triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.
Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!
by Rodney Basil November 03, 2003
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Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.
The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.
by Rodney Basil September 02, 2004
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Pseudonym

A false name used to hide an author's identity.

A pseudonym could not be used in a prank call. That would not authoring anything.
My pseudonym on UrbanDictionary.com is Rodney Basil.

Edward Stratemeyer used the pseudonym Carolyn Keane to write the Nacy Drew series.

I did not use a pseudonym when I told Mr. Diputs that my name was Anita Life, because I said that to his face.
by Rodney Basil May 01, 2004
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