A good Hot Sauce Guy will stock his desk with exotic mixtures from foreign lands, like Singapore Sizzle, Aztec Zinger, and Jalapeno Hal.
Some Blurts shout out, "Look, she's having a baby," when encountering someone with a weight problem.
Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.
Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement
Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.
Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
Seemingly polite and conventional people who intermittently make offensive, fleeting Tourette's-like statements to catch people off guard.
Flourettes enjoy peppering their conversation with unexpectedly rude comments to prove they aren't as tame as they seem.