56 definitions by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic

The Lifer is often an unambitious lower-level employee who has been with the company since the dawn of Man.

Page Eighty-Sixers point to random people they encounter in public and say, "Doesn't that person look just like Colin Farrell?"

A good Hot Sauce Guy will stock his desk with exotic mixtures from foreign lands, like Singapore Sizzle, Aztec Zinger, and Jalapeno Hal.

Zingers often shape his/her entire personality around quoting movies and TV.

Since the plug's job entails troubleshooting tech issues, he's often allotted extra free time when no one is having specific problems with their computers.

Barbies often prefer city life, given the lack of understanding and sensitivity they find in rural communities.

"Do you mind showing me how to fill out this report?" is something a Milker might say.