Robb's definitions

Shmon

errrr well me and my mate say it when we are pissed or walking along the street.

Shmon man!
Shmon u idiot

Your such a shmon

Shmon die plz

by robb August 4, 2004

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

Tanked

When you miss a jump or whipe out on something

Hey look at that kid, looks like he tanked that tabletop

by Robb May 24, 2003

bomb diggady

The zenith of stupid bullshit phrases us asshole teens use. The term "Bomb Diggady" is used to describe something of absolute awesome and/or coolness.

"Damn, turkey subs are the bomb diggady."

by Robb May 11, 2004

Jib

To snowboard on something other than snow... logs, grass... etc.

"We jibbed the woods today"

by Robb May 29, 2003

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 1, 2002

chop chop

a bragging term for any given attribution of any kind, or in other words they suck, you got the stuff.

my ride has a 500 horsepower hemi and in any given day we race you'll definitely lose, chop chop!

by robb September 8, 2004