191 definitions by Richard Black
A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.
Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
by Richard Black April 2, 2005
The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.
by Richard Black March 29, 2005
Sis. Vanessa she so fat and bad about her diet she done come down with the sugar. That ain't good with the high blood either, which she done had.
by Richard Black March 17, 2005
When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"
by Richard Black August 12, 2007
Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.
by Richard Black September 21, 2005
n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.
Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.
by Richard Black May 14, 2005