Renee's definitions

Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

by Renee February 25, 2004

replicant

1. A genetically engineered creature composed entirely of organic substance designed to look and act human.
2. An android.

Replicants are distinguished from humans using the Voight-Kampff machine.

"The replicant looked like a human being but lacked empathy."

by Renee February 25, 2004

stuffed shirt

1. A pompous jerk.
2. A politician.

"That stuffed shirt thinks his by-products smell like roses when in fact they do not."

by Renee February 25, 2004

crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.

Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.

by Renee March 1, 2004

morning o's

Orgasms in the morning (best enjoyed during sex, with another person).

I got into work late, but flushed and giddy, after my boyfriend insisted on having morning o's.

by Renee March 30, 2004

metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)

Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.

by Renee April 17, 2004

cum slurpy

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza

felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11

by Renee January 14, 2004