Renee's definitions

dead beat daddy

A dad that is a dead beat

Man, that husband is one dead beat daddy

by Renee September 22, 2014

crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.

Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.

by Renee March 1, 2004

beef flume

what Adam Corrola likes to call a vagina.

"your mom is a beef flume."

by renee July 26, 2003

assy

ass-like

this stew tases kind of assy

by renee February 10, 2003

mushy mushy

A female who has no control when it comes to a certain man.
In the past this same woman has called all the shots, but now has lost her edge and is soft in the brain over him.

Would you please stop that mushy mushy shit, kissing his picture, fingering yourself when you think of him and when you look at his pictures! You're making me sick with all that crapola!

by Renee June 23, 2004

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003

grand funk

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

by Renee January 29, 2004