Ray's definitions

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy

Don't be a klynn

by Ray October 22, 2003

Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Booty Maganet

Me A Name I Call MySelf.
When Im balls deep in the game of pimpery.

When you ain't gotta do a damn thing The girl's just want to know yor name.
Or A female thats so fine all the fella's want to get a piece.

by Ray July 2, 2004

brawlic

1. very built or diesel; ready to fight at anytime.
2. manly or big
3. an excesive use or amount of something

1. You mad brawlic.
2. That chik is brawlic.
3. That fat dude's plate is mad brawlic.

by ray March 16, 2003