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my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 5, 2009
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-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 6, 2009
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adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
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