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guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 6, 2009
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where have you been?

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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Lady Gaga

-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
by Puhercules May 2, 2010
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hentai

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins
my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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huele moles

from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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accucinator

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.
a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
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