Pollup's definitions

shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

by pollup January 11, 2008

Ewok balls

When Chewbacca roars at your nuts and they shrivel up into cowardly little hairy Ewok puffs.

Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.

They were Ewok balls.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

help

Dude! you gotta help me. I'm trapped in my room and there's some fucking guy outside. He's freaking the shit out of me. He's got a gun and his name is Biff.

I know this is fucked up - just add this definition so the world can know.

Please.

Help!

Help - add this as a definition you retard! Save me from the guy!

by Pollup January 13, 2008

thai orchid

A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.

The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.

Holy shit, that girl can do the Thai Orchid.

by Pollup December 25, 2007