Pollup's definitions

UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

by pollup January 11, 2008

American

A citizen of the United States of America. Most Americans smell like feces.

Hey Jean-Pierre, look at that American.

Look at him? I can smell him from here.

Mais Oui!

by Pollup April 17, 2008

America

America is probably the worst country in the world. Not surprisingly, 50% of its occupants also think it sucks ass. Think about it - can you name a country in the world in which at least half of its citizens think it sucks? Nope. Even Somalians love their country more than Americans do.

Boy, I hate living in America, don't you?

Yep. I shore do, buckwheat. I shore do.

Wanna go start a pointless war to distract our fellow citizens from reality?

Good idea. See you there. Bring your child raping kit and some grenades.

Ok.

by Pollup October 1, 2008

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008