Pollup's definitions
When you trick a seemingly innocent girl into letting you have anal sex with her, and you return from the bathroom to find that she's gone and has taken a huge shit in the middle of your bed.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Biff: "Hey Floyd - that stupid slut you hooked me up with last night. Yeah, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she crapped in my bed."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the revengemug. When you are camping or ice-fishing and have to take a huge dump in the snow. The dump is typically really red with chunks of corn in it.
Dude, put down that fishing rod and come check out this huge indian shit I just took. Look, stir it up with a stick. There's a whole bunch of corn in it. Sick!
by Pollup December 22, 2007
Get the indian shitmug. A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.
The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.
The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the thai orchidmug. When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.
by pollup January 11, 2008
Get the shit herpesmug.