Pollup's definitions

Root

The aetheist equivalent of prayer. Aetheists don't believe in prayer, so they root for things instead.

I'm rooting for your soul.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

funky pickle

When a guy forgets to clean his wiener for a few days and it gets a little ripe.

Hey Charlene! That guy you hooked me up with last night - um, yeah...I went to give him a blow job and he had the really raunchy funky pickle"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

by pollup January 11, 2008

thai orchid

A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.

The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.

Holy shit, that girl can do the Thai Orchid.

by Pollup December 25, 2007