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by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the Unwrap the soap mug.I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.
by Pollup January 4, 2008
Get the turban dictionary mug.When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
by Pollup January 11, 2008
Get the Shitesticles mug.The opposite of a lesbian. Generally, morebians really, really like cock. Unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dykes who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat bitch snatch).
Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.
So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.
Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.
Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.
So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.
Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.
Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Man, I thought that was a couch. I was about to sit down and then I looked closer and it was one of those huge angry bitches that hate men. Fuck - I almost got eaten!
I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."
Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."
Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
by Pollup January 14, 2008
Get the morebian mug.Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.
They were Ewok balls.
They were Ewok balls.
by Pollup January 14, 2008
Get the Ewok balls mug.When you trick a seemingly innocent girl into letting you have anal sex with her, and you return from the bathroom to find that she's gone and has taken a huge shit in the middle of your bed.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Biff: "Hey Floyd - that stupid slut you hooked me up with last night. Yeah, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she crapped in my bed."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the revenge mug.The term "one word" is used in place of the term "gay," usually in Politically correct environments such as offices or family dinners. The usage of the term "gay" in this instance refers to lame situations, not someone's sexual orientation.
The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.
The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.
Ernie: Hey Frankie, how was the weekend?
Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...
Ernie: One word.
Frankie: Indeed. One word.
Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...
Ernie: One word.
Frankie: Indeed. One word.
by Pollup December 29, 2007
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