43 definitions by Pollup

A Japanese girl's pussy.
Man, check out that Bonsai Bush. Very nice!
by Pollup December 02, 2007

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When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 01, 2007

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The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.
Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*
by pollup January 01, 2008

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The opposite of a lesbian. Generally, morebians really, really like cock. Unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dykes who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat bitch snatch).

Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.

So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.

Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.

Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Man, I thought that was a couch. I was about to sit down and then I looked closer and it was one of those huge angry bitches that hate men. Fuck - I almost got eaten!

I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."

Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
by Pollup January 07, 2008

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Not unlike Movie Stars, Abortion doctors share a similar measure of celebrity. Their feats are watched and worshiped by a vast group of people who admire their courage, wealth and talent.

Abortion Doctor Groupies are a select group of women who crave the emotional satisfaction of having sex with an abortion doctor, getting knocked up at the same time, and then requiring an abortion by the same doctor a couple months later.

Abortion Doctor Groupies generally hang out around abortion clinics in the early evenings under the veil of darkness. When the abortion doctors come out after a long day of aborting things, the groupies offer their sexual services to the doctors, always assuring them that they are "fixed."

One the doctor sleeps with the groupie, the groupie waits to see if she is pregnant. If she is, she uses the pregnancy as blackmail against the doctor who may be married and have kids. Thus, the doctor is forces to conduct the abortion.

Shit, that Abortion Doctor Groupie screwed me over. I had to abort a baby because I accidentally knocked her up a few months ago.

She is one messed up slut.
by pollup December 29, 2007

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The Anglicized Polish slang word for "Pimp." The word is commonly used in Chicago as a combination of the words "Prekiodor" (Spanish Stud) and "Rekkus Raxus" (Polish Guard) to refer to one who is especially studly and awesome.

That guy is fucking Piprek. Look at those fucking skanks chillin' with that dude.

by pollup December 30, 2007

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A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.
Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.
by Pollup November 14, 2007

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