Pete's definitions

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

by Pete June 19, 2006

Norwich

A slang word describing something or someone that is doing their purpose/job very badly.

You are coming into work less and less these days, you are turning into a real norwich!

by Pete February 24, 2005

man fat shooter

A penis. manfat is a word for semen.

I rogered Sara from behind with my man fat shooter.

by Pete November 14, 2004