241 definitions by Pete

Goffa

spaz spastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

by Pete November 25, 2003

what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003

fuckass

a person being a jerk and/or making an ass of themselves. used as an insult.

Man, hes such a fuckass.

by Pete February 22, 2005

dumb as a stick

See dumb as a rock

Beth is dumb as a stick.

by Pete February 11, 2004

wreeee

A high pitch annoying sound that is used to describe boyish exitement.

(Bocia): Hey Todd wanna go to a rave! (Todd): Wreeeeeeee!

by Pete October 28, 2004

Pieman

An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.

Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!

by Pete October 6, 2004

split peach

a vagina

"I like eating split peaches"

by Pete January 20, 2004