Pete's definitions

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Prick Tease - a Tease

damn that girl is hot, but she's nothing but a prick tease.

by Pete November 24, 2004

Wall-mopoly

1.Any store chain, which is insanely rich and widespread, simply because it has cheap products and has more Mexican illegals working for it secretly than MEChA and the INS can count.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.

Damn, not another wall-mopoly.

by Pete December 17, 2003

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

by Pete November 17, 2003

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

buftieboy

a poofter, gay boy, dale winton fan.

michael maindron is a buftieboy

by Pete February 13, 2004

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003