Pete's definitions

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

Mexiarab

1. a Mexican Arab, a mexican that follows the Muslim faith

Holy Jew bags batman! An Mexiarab!

by Pete December 28, 2004

rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.

After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.

by Pete December 29, 2004

flip flop

n. a type of footwear
see also jandal

"nice flip flops mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Fire Drill

A tool kept at schools the staff uses to drill flaming holes in the heads of students.

"That's it. It's the fire drill for you, Mr.Peterson."

by Pete August 20, 2003

bunch of flowers

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.

"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"

by Pete May 12, 2004