Pete's definitions

Veras

this is all correct = except it was The Shamen - not the Prodigy

by pete July 15, 2003

humt

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

by Pete January 30, 2004

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

by pete May 5, 2005

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 7, 2004

Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

by Pete December 16, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004