454 definitions by Paul

plaga

A branching race of sperm that has evolved due to the co-existance of man and Salazars.

Salazar put a plaga in Leon and now his organs are going to explode.

by Paul March 23, 2005

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 24, 2004

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by Paul August 4, 2004

deadly

Life threatening

Don't drink the poison, as it is deadly.

by Paul September 29, 2003

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

DAHA

1.)Hi or hey or whats up. A greeting.
2.)Can also be used when you have no comment.

1.)DAHAAA!!!
2.)"I think I might be getting a new fish tank."
"Daha."

by Paul October 10, 2004