Patrick's definitions

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

w00t w00t

An expression of celebration or joy

" I blow his fucking head open! w00t w00t!"

by Patrick December 16, 2003

t-baggin

When a male human places his scrotum (i.e. testicles) upon another person's face.

"I was t-baggin my dad last night!"

by Patrick December 18, 2003

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004