Patrick's definitions

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

nine

To kill, usually using a 9mm gun.

Yo, that cat pissed me off, so I nined his ass.

by Patrick November 6, 2003

dustyass

1)Dirty
2)Dusty
3)Just down right filthy.

Dang!Get yo dustass off me.

by Patrick May 13, 2005