Patrick's definitions

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

college

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

by patrick April 16, 2005

Shitty doo

From the latin word (shititous). The most foul smelling, looking, and tasting shit that one might ever see.
A shit that stands alone before all other shits.

Is my ass in so much pain because of that shitty doo or that hot night I had with Matt.

by Patrick December 9, 2004

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

haxor

Someone who cheats(Usually with cheat codes)in an online game

That haxor!!!!1! i know you have god enabled im not retarded you haxor!
-Anonymous quote from Rainbow Six 3- Raven Shield

by Patrick February 3, 2005

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004