Patrick's definitions

Dustin Nath

A man who cuts rocks with a knife and sleeps standing up wherever he can. The Dustin Nath requires great skill holding a rock in one hand and sleeping while taking a piss.

I went to bed but woke up in the hallway with a rock in my pants, I guess I slept like a dustin nath.

by Patrick March 13, 2005

yiles

The word used by catholics when they find out the pope is having a tracheotomy.

Yiles! The pope is having a tracheotomy.

by Patrick February 24, 2005

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

PK

Term used in sexual combat during the early 1400's. To PK means to thrust ones sexual member towards the opponent, usually causing injury, or temporary blindness. The winner of this centuries old game often PK's the loser of the match in the face. The final PK usualy contains seminal fluid or urine.

That bitch, she took my money when I was sleeping, and then PK'd me in the face.

by Patrick May 13, 2005

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

Slob On My Knob

When You Suck A Man's Dick

Slob On My Knob, Like Corn On The Cobb, Check In With Me, And Do You Job.

by Patrick February 13, 2005