Patrick's definitions

hall pass

term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can't keep you from them; a free pass; usually used for celebrities

Angelina Jolie is so hot that if I had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall pass

by Patrick November 7, 2007

dirty turkey

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around

when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom

by Patrick February 9, 2005

Donegan

One who gets thrills off getting naked with freshmen in college more than 2 times a day.

I met this nice freshmen today, so i took her to my house and we did the "donegan".

by Patrick March 6, 2005

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you

i got a mad gewd grade on that test.

by patrick May 13, 2005