Patrick's definitions

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by Patrick November 6, 2003

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

write off

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

yiles

The word used by catholics when they find out the pope is having a tracheotomy.

Yiles! The pope is having a tracheotomy.

by Patrick February 24, 2005

Dustin Nath

A man who cuts rocks with a knife and sleeps standing up wherever he can. The Dustin Nath requires great skill holding a rock in one hand and sleeping while taking a piss.

I went to bed but woke up in the hallway with a rock in my pants, I guess I slept like a dustin nath.

by Patrick March 13, 2005

Scrumtrelescent

Beyond perfection.

The show was scrumtrelescent.

by Patrick July 26, 2003