88 definitions by Patrick

The awesomest forward in the world. Critisized by the nba media. Mostly misunderstood. Fuck you all hes the best.
DOOOD, RASHEED OWNED THE GAME LAST NIGHt.
by Patrick November 23, 2003
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The males penis. Small or big. Other people prefer the word Cock or Dick.
Christian has a small shlanger
by Patrick March 30, 2005
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Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.
Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.
by Patrick January 6, 2004
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1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone
1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.
by Patrick April 19, 2005
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when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around
when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom
by Patrick February 10, 2005
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A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"
by Patrick March 4, 2005
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