junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

cooch

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

by Paccali January 15, 2003

Three Hour Game

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

sixties

An era of free sex, and drugs

Welcome to the sixties

by Paccali November 11, 2002

anonyswitch

When someone who writes a definition for a word here at UD, and then either is afraid to put a name, or wants everyone to think that they are that person, and hides his opinion behind a mask of fear.

I know several people who try the old anonyswitch; also, many of these people like to mash the one eyed lizard-man.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002