Paccali's definitions

jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002

sixties

An era of free sex, and drugs

Welcome to the sixties

by Paccali November 11, 2002

3 some

A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought.

That kid thinks that if you take 1. himself, 2. The person he's talking to, 3. his girlfriend, and 4. that person's sister, and add it up, that makes three...nope... a threesome takes only three people, four and more makes an orgy, you huge dumbass.

by Paccali November 12, 2002

Drum Roll

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

by Paccali December 18, 2002

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

anonyswitch

When someone who writes a definition for a word here at UD, and then either is afraid to put a name, or wants everyone to think that they are that person, and hides his opinion behind a mask of fear.

I know several people who try the old anonyswitch; also, many of these people like to mash the one eyed lizard-man.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

cooch

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

by Paccali January 15, 2003