Paccali's definitions

sixties

An era of free sex, and drugs

Welcome to the sixties

by Paccali November 11, 2002

Three Hour Game

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

blow out

Occurs when after not shitting for 2 or 3 days, someone mentions poop, and you just lose your bowels.

I was on this date with that girl, and she mentioned how shitty this girl was acting towards her. And while I listened to her, I had a total blowout in my pants. Good thing she is a fecalfeliac.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002

cooch

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

by Paccali January 15, 2003

Drum Roll

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

by Paccali December 18, 2002