Paccali's definitions

Drum Roll

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

by Paccali December 18, 2002

copterspin

The action of examining porn, and proceeding to spin one's penis around, in a circular path, with enough velocity to lift one's body out of a chair, as such that a helecopter does

Remember to go for a copterspin before that date.

by Paccali November 11, 2002

jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002

Three Hour Game

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

sixties

An era of free sex, and drugs

Welcome to the sixties

by Paccali November 11, 2002

question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

by Paccali November 12, 2002

3 some

A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought.

That kid thinks that if you take 1. himself, 2. The person he's talking to, 3. his girlfriend, and 4. that person's sister, and add it up, that makes three...nope... a threesome takes only three people, four and more makes an orgy, you huge dumbass.

by Paccali November 12, 2002