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Dog

An awesome ball of fur, unless it was all scratched off. A dog can help in many ways, and for this reason, dogs may be superior to cats, even though both animals are great. Also famous for the incredibly cute head tilt. See, some cute animals may matter to the world after all. No, this does not include pieces of shit pests, like most of the rodents you guys somehow shit out your brains and decided to like.
Person 1: What pets do you have?
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Toys R Us

A store that was made in the 30s, but was killed off because of expensiveness. All Toys R Us stores are closed in the US.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Pest

Describes:
A rabbit.
Every member of PETA
A rat.
A mouse.
A few birds, excluding birds of prey and songbirds.
Guy: *sees rabbit* Are you here to be a pest again... You know what, fuck it, let's bust out the 22lr.
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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FNAF

The worst horror game EVER made. The kids who play (or watch, or like) this usually range from 4-12.
8 year old: OMG! I JUST BEAT NIGHT 5 IN FNAF!
A guy in his late 20's: Oh good for you, I just beat Dark Souls III.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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LPS

Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.
"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Generalize

Something people who hate America do. They say "omg they all suck" because of a few percentage of it.
"americans are all racists"
"how are you going to generalize a whole fucking country like that"
by PI55 October 4, 2018
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PETA

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.
PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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