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Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Unpopular Definition

A term I made up for a definition that defines someone they know in person. These shitty definitions are the ones that should not be on Urban Dictionary, yet people would rather keep out a definition of LPS (shitty) than one of these. Seriously guys, even Urban Dictionary thinks these definitions shouldn't exist. If you're going to keep this out, then fuck you, because you're probably a person who does these types of definitions.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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LPS

Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.
"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Jealous

Something I'm not when I don't like something, you pieces of shit 6-10 year old retards.
Me: Denisdaily is a shit youtuber.
Fangirl: Ur just jealous ur trying to roast but ur just jealous
Me: I'm not jealous just because I don't like a shitty youtuber, I don't like a shitty youtuber because he is shitty.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Emo

A metal fan. Nah I'm just kidding. Something that is wrongly used by non-metalheads to describe a metal fan. THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALHEADS AND EMOS, PRICKS!

It's also a subgenre of rock.
*uncool kid finds someone else listening to metal*
"Stop being emo and listen to good music like Drake"
*uncool kid gets punched super hard*
"DO NOT DISRESPECT METAL, ARE YOU HEARING ME OUT NOW YOU FUCKING PUNK?"
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Awesomeness

Definitely not something you are, that is if you say "If you are reading this, you are awesome!"

Or something you are the opposite of if you think animals should live based on how cute they are.
Awesomeness
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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FNAF

The worst horror game EVER made. The kids who play (or watch, or like) this usually range from 4-12.
8 year old: OMG! I JUST BEAT NIGHT 5 IN FNAF!
A guy in his late 20's: Oh good for you, I just beat Dark Souls III.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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