Definitions by PI55

Slipknot

An awesome nu-metal band. Well, maybe they were back in the (sic) and Iowa days (i still respect them)... who the fuck are you to say their old shit was poser metal?

"Dude slipknot is poser metal"
"You're talking their new stuff, right?"
"No their old stuff"
"Fucking retard."

Slipknot by PI55 September 20, 2018

Grammer Nazi 

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?

Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?

Grammer Nazi by PI55 September 20, 2018

Emo 

A metal fan. Nah I'm just kidding. Something that is wrongly used by non-metalheads to describe a metal fan. THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALHEADS AND EMOS, PRICKS!

It's also a subgenre of rock.

*uncool kid finds someone else listening to metal*
"Stop being emo and listen to good music like Drake"
*uncool kid gets punched super hard*
"DO NOT DISRESPECT METAL, ARE YOU HEARING ME OUT NOW YOU FUCKING PUNK?"

Emo by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dog 

An awesome ball of fur, unless it was all scratched off. A dog can help in many ways, and for this reason, dogs may be superior to cats, even though both animals are great. Also famous for the incredibly cute head tilt. See, some cute animals may matter to the world after all. No, this does not include pieces of shit pests, like most of the rodents you guys somehow shit out your brains and decided to like.

Person 1: What pets do you have?
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.

Dog by PI55 September 20, 2018

Jealous 

Something I'm not when I don't like something, you pieces of shit 6-10 year old retards.

Me: Denisdaily is a shit youtuber.
Fangirl: Ur just jealous ur trying to roast but ur just jealous
Me: I'm not jealous just because I don't like a shitty youtuber, I don't like a shitty youtuber because he is shitty.

Jealous by PI55 September 20, 2018

Shit out your brains 

Something you just did when you did or said something really, really, really stupid.

"Americans are all obese"
"You just shit out your brains, didn't you?"
"No they all are"
"You definitely just shit out your brains."

Shit out your brains by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick 

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

Dick by PI55 September 20, 2018