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Jealous

Something I'm not when I don't like something, you pieces of shit 6-10 year old retards.
Me: Denisdaily is a shit youtuber.
Fangirl: Ur just jealous ur trying to roast but ur just jealous
Me: I'm not jealous just because I don't like a shitty youtuber, I don't like a shitty youtuber because he is shitty.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Awesomeness

Definitely not something you are, that is if you say "If you are reading this, you are awesome!"

Or something you are the opposite of if you think animals should live based on how cute they are.
Awesomeness
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Unpopular Definition

A term I made up for a definition that defines someone they know in person. These shitty definitions are the ones that should not be on Urban Dictionary, yet people would rather keep out a definition of LPS (shitty) than one of these. Seriously guys, even Urban Dictionary thinks these definitions shouldn't exist. If you're going to keep this out, then fuck you, because you're probably a person who does these types of definitions.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Feminism

1. The act of equal rights between men and women.
2. The act of saying we need equal rights, yet some people who say this believe women should have more rights.
girl: *hits man* Be equal to us!
man: Fucking disrespectful. *slaps back*
girl: YOU'RE RUDE! YOU HIT A GIRL!
man: Please, if you're doing feminism, at least do it right.

*this isnt my idea*
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Cat

An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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PETA

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.
PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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White People

A race. An ordinary race. What else could it be?
Guy 1: I just had a school shooting...
Guy 2: Really? That sucks man.
Random guy: must have been the white people lololololol
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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