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Metal

noun 1:
A certain type of substance. Sometimes shiny.

noun 2:
A kick-ass genre of music.

adjective:
Something to describe something brutal or brutally awesome.
example 1:
Guy 1: Why are cars made of mostly metal?
Guy 2: Why not? It's the best option as of today, what else would it be?

example 2:
An absolute fucking retard: Slipknot is not real metal!!!1!!1!
Guy: Why the fuck do you call yourself a metalhead...
An absolute fucking retard: Metalcore is not real metal either!!1!!!!!!1!
Guy: Oh, come the fuck on, are you fucking deaf?

example 3:
8 year old: Metal stinks pop is better
Guy: Shut up, the pop you listen to is literally done with just a computer and a bad voice with autotune.
8 year old: I hope ur mom die
Guy: At least when she is dead, she will still be more productive than you will ever be growing up, just sitting there playing video games.
Mom: don't worry, *insert name* has no parental love

example 4:
Fuck, that turtle ripping the mouse in two was metal as shit.
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Perfect

You are not perfect.

And you especially are not perfect if you're getting pissed over this definition.
by PI55 September 22, 2018
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Death

The last thing you go through when you are alive.
This is also something you might have witnessed happen to someone else. Shit happens, man!
Death
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Pink Sheep

A character. Purposely cocky and fucking annoying. Too bad his fans don't get that he is a character and are even worse.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website where people get to freely shit talk about words. I would like it better if there was nobody saying "oh rabbits are the cutest things to ever exist" because fuck you if you just said that.
I like to use Urban Dictionary a lot.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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