40 definitions by PI55

A store that was made in the 30s, but was killed off because of expensiveness. All Toys R Us stores are closed in the US.
by PI55 September 4, 2018
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A button you can click if theres a definition that should not be on there, but instead of using it the way it SHOULD be used, people just press this literally for no reason. If that's you, you don't deserve the option to vote.
*sees a negative definition of LPS*
"uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhh keep it out!"
by PI55 September 6, 2018
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An awesome nu-metal band. Well, maybe they were back in the (sic) and Iowa days (i still respect them)... who the fuck are you to say their old shit was poser metal?
"Dude slipknot is poser metal"
"You're talking their new stuff, right?"
"No their old stuff"
"Fucking retard."
by PI55 September 21, 2018
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Short for "Little Pieces of Shit".

Small animal figures with big heads. These always look fucking terrible.
"I hate LPS"
"Well I hate your guts! Please take this in the nicest way possible!"
"Basically, you are saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU BUT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING PRICK THAT THINKS IM SMART I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME""
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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A shitty face that 3-9 year olds spam. Come on guys, we are already lazy enough to type "u" instead of a 3-letter word, why are we using dumb-looking faces?
"ITS LIT *insert fire emojis*"
"Get off of your mother's phone, fuckface."
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 21, 2018
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