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7 definitions by Onemanarmy675

Not using something to it's full potential
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
by Onemanarmy675 November 11, 2011
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When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.
A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.
by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011
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After ejaculating on your partner, shouting WA-WA-WA! Like Chachi from Happy Days.
Boy A: My girlfriend really likes Happy Days, so I pulled a Scott Baio mayo on her.

Boy B: Nice!
by Onemanarmy675 November 05, 2011
3 1
Eating food whilst masturbating
A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?
by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011
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To perform anal sex.
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
by Onemanarmy675 November 05, 2011
3 2
Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.
Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
by Onemanarmy675 November 05, 2011
2 1
The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.
A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O
by Onemanarmy675 November 09, 2011
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