6 definitions by Oliverzip

Triple-Muted

When you are on a Zoom call and you are muted and your headphones are also on mute. You talk and no one hears you, so you unmute and still no one hears you. And then when you finally unmute properly you can't get a word in because no one wants to listen to you anyway.

Well that call was a waste of time, I was triple-muted.

by Oliverzip January 26, 2021

spray bitch

The sales person by the perfume counter who always sprays a sample of perfume in your face as you walk by. Whether you want it or not.

I wanted to cut through the department store but I was worried the spray bitches might trigger my asthma.

by Oliverzip January 22, 2017

grammage

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.

There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.

by Oliverzip April 15, 2021

gets on my pecs

An expression in response to something that really annoys.

All this faffing about gets on my pecs.

by Oliverzip August 12, 2017

Mansearch

When a man does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.

He did a mansearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.

by Oliverzip May 28, 2014

guysearch

When a guy does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.

He did a guysearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.

by Oliverzip December 26, 2017