In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.
In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"
Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.
Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
Yo mama, obviously.
Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P
It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy
Whenever you deliver a witty remark to someone, and completely burn them, you say "Your move, sir/ma'am"
Some dude: Your mama is so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed! Your move, dude.
Some OTHER dude: CHECKMATE
Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?
Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.
The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.
Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111