NATALIE's definitions

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

the fed

"The fed" is a way of saying gossip or low-down. It can also mean whats up.

1. Hey guys, what's the fed?

by Natalie June 16, 2004

kooklah

a crazy person, or an action that was sparatic performed

hey yah KOOKLAH , quit hanging out that sunroof!

by natalie July 15, 2003

turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

by Natalie July 1, 2004

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003

townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

by natalie September 12, 2004

dirt bag

a guy or girl that fucks anybody and is dirty.

Kristy Byrd is the biggest dirt bag i know.

by natalie November 17, 2004