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h4x0rn

l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!
by n00b January 22, 2004
mugGet the h4x0rnmug.

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.
W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!
by N00b February 18, 2004
mugGet the Linus Torvaldsmug.

HBI

Heartless Bitches International

A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
by n00b July 31, 2003
mugGet the HBImug.

Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org
EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.
by n00b December 16, 2003
mugGet the Altazarmug.

sickie

A disgustingly overpowered (i.e. wordbroken/word) wordMagic: The Gathering/word card. Can be extended to other obscenely-awesome objects.
Related word: wordsickness/word
"Sinkhole, Yawgmoth's Will, Demonic Tutor...this mono-black deck is full of sickies!"

"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
by n00b July 31, 2003
mugGet the sickiemug.

Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 2, 2005
mugGet the Beltandinmug.

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
mugGet the Ass Cough Californiamug.

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