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Heartless Bitches International

A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
HBI by n00b July 31, 2003
Related Words
HBIC HBI Hbiba HBICIT HBIFC hbiggs HBILF hbili HBing hbip
did u give her the HBI?
HBI by richard huntington April 17, 2005
abbreviation for Hot Beef Injection, which is the act of one injecting hot beef.
hey, dayne you queer, why dont you give bryan an HBI?
HBI by jobturkey March 29, 2003
An acronym that stands for Head Bitch in Charge, made popular by Miss New York AKA Tiffany Pollard of Flavor of Love and I love New York.
New York: I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches
HBIC by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
Nevin B is the HBIC
HBIC by HBIC11 December 9, 2008
Acronym; stands for Head Bitch In Charge. Cannot be spelled without HBC.
HBIC by hbcfan February 26, 2011