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f0g

l337 for "fuck"
f0g y0U!
by n00b January 22, 2004
mugGet the f0gmug.

bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.
bornbad loves her bum sex!
by n00b March 31, 2003
mugGet the bum sexmug.

Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 2, 2005
mugGet the Beltandinmug.

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
mugGet the Ass Cough Californiamug.

kandy kid

by n00b March 28, 2003
mugGet the kandy kidmug.

cheat0r

A cheat0r is some one who is cheating
eg ir cheat0ring
by n00b March 17, 2003
mugGet the cheat0rmug.

R0m3

R0m3 0wnz j00 n00b!
by n00b June 8, 2004
mugGet the R0m3mug.

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