N00b's definitions

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007

bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.

bornbad loves her bum sex!

by n00b March 31, 2003

zwan

A god-like band that happens to include Billy Corgan but that, unlike the bald taskmasker's previous band, is not built around his image. Other than Billy Corgan's unmistakable voice they have a unique sound, but it can best be likened to a more mature Pumpkins completely exorcised of whining and with more guitars (if that were possible). The Pumpkins were a great band, but it's time to move on already! Corgan says as much in his interviews.

Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".

Zwan rock, give them a listen.

by n00b April 24, 2003

Cyanide

Any of various salts or esters of hydrogen cyanide containing a CN group, especially the extremely poisonous compounds potassium cyanide & sodium cyanide.

- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.

- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.

Dumb whore: "OMG, I are such a coke head."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."

by n00b February 17, 2005

cheat0r

A cheat0r is some one who is cheating

eg ir cheat0ring

by n00b March 17, 2003

p0wnt

Alternate spelling of wordpwnt/word.

OMG...I p0wnt wordj00/word like a wordn00b/word.

by n00b July 31, 2003

BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.

fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.

by n00b August 31, 2003