N00b's definitions

zwan

A god-like band that happens to include Billy Corgan but that, unlike the bald taskmasker's previous band, is not built around his image. Other than Billy Corgan's unmistakable voice they have a unique sound, but it can best be likened to a more mature Pumpkins completely exorcised of whining and with more guitars (if that were possible). The Pumpkins were a great band, but it's time to move on already! Corgan says as much in his interviews.

Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".

Zwan rock, give them a listen.

by n00b April 24, 2003

BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.

fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.

by n00b August 31, 2003

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008

Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org

EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.

by n00b December 16, 2003

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

pelesko

guy who thinks he is the smartest of all

You think you did good on the test? HAH! You will never be as good as Pelesko, he always gets 100s.

by n00b September 15, 2003

kandy kid

Someone who wears kandy

Jezza

by n00b March 28, 2003