N00b's definitions

bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.

bornbad loves her bum sex!

by n00b March 31, 2003

R0m3

The pinnacle.

R0m3 0wnz j00 n00b!

by n00b June 8, 2004

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 21, 2007

Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.

1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."

by n00b January 2, 2005

Lupin

(Nickname "Moony")
Lycanthrope and Former Defense agains the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts Academy. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Lupid will pwn j00r arse, Voldemort

by n00b July 28, 2003

pietry

a word for gay german wardrivers

look, it's a pietry!

by n00b January 22, 2004

Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain

<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!

by n00b January 24, 2004