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This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
by n00b December 14, 2008
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by n00b July 31, 2003
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A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
A website/organization of angry women who extricate their frustrations by bashing anyone that isn't callous, malcontented, and self-righteous. (They take special care to define 'nice guys' as conniving, spineless nazis.) The site tries to write its hypocrisy off as satire, but nobody in their right mind would churn out such bile on a regular basis without severe emotional disturbances of some kind.
HBI reader: "I wonder what sorts of relationships these women were in, that made them so angry?"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
Heartless Bitch: "They don't need a relationship to be angry! They're mature, headstrong adults! And they're surrounded by cloying, manipulative children! What could be more mature than filling a website with flaming, pseudo-ironic hyperbole?"
HBI Reader: "True, they have every right to be insufferable cunts if it suits them."
Heartless Bitch: "Welcome to the Internet, you spineless twerp!"
by n00b July 31, 2003
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Related word: wordsickness/word
Related word: wordsickness/word
"Sinkhole, Yawgmoth's Will, Demonic Tutor...this mono-black deck is full of sickies!"
"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
"Do you have the wordPixies/word' Doolittle?"
"Yeah, that shit fuckin rocks...fuckin' sickie album, man."
by n00b July 31, 2003
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