8 definitions by Mysterious Frying Pan

Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.

I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Fat Pig

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018

Anal Portal

A portal going to Narnia and unknown places.

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Crip Crip

A shorter definition of calling someone crippled when you're too goddamn lazy to say the whole word.

"Hey crip crip, get your ass over here. Oh wait... You can't walk. Never mind!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

half-nutt

It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.

Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?

Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.

by Mysterious Frying Pan July 18, 2019

Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017