MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

iPhone 14

Apple's new phone as I'm writing this. Criticized by some for various things.

Also, don't see the trailer. It uses a song that sounds like it has a very... interesting... and offensive word in it (which is unintentional, but it's still there).

"I hope Apple had an n word pass before they made their iPhone 14 trailer."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)

"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary Editors

The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.

"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.urbandictionary.com%252Fdefine.php%253Fterm%253Dhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.urbandictionary.com

How bored do you actually have to be to look this up?

"the people who search up https:/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=https%3A%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine.php%3Fterm%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.urbandictionary.com%252Fdefine.php%253Fterm%253Dhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.urbandictionary.com is proof that I have underestimated the human limit for boredom"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Osama bin Laden

An Islamic extremist that took part in 9/11 that also just so happened to be the hide and seek champion until his death in 2011.

"If you play a game of hide and seek with Osama bin Laden, the game will last like a million years."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

James

One of the most common male names in the world

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

Andrew Tate

A controversial influencer who used to be a world kickboxing champion and has at least 1 Bugatti.

He also acts misogynistic on social media, hence why he's so controversial.

"Bruh I used to idolize Andrew Tate when he was a kickboxing champion, and now he's acting misogynistic to build a platform based on controversy. Why is he doing this to his reputation?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022