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silicosis

A lung disease that's caused by inhaling large amounts of crystalline silica dust.

Somehow the first thing you get when you search up silicosis on this website is "vaginal silicosis", like WTF?
I diagnose you with silicosis.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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Jesse

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".
"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Twitch

A streaming platform that would rather kill everyone that has a Y chromosome than permanently ban a female streamer who streams herself committing multiple felonies.
Cute girl: Grooms every minor on Earth, ruins an entire generation, runs a Satanic cult, commits genocide on-stream, abuses every animal that gets in her preferable vision, takes over most of the world and becomes a threat to the rest of humanity, etc.

Twitch: I don't see anything wrong here and I will do anything to not ban this girl

Random Male streamer: Breathes a very particular way no one else knows that Twitch somehow hates

Twitch: Permanently IP and Hardware Banned for absolutely no good or even slightly justifiable reason
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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Mini Ladd

A YouTuber who was caught grooming minors. Much to most of the internet's dismay, his YouTube channel is still up.
"If YouTube's moderation team had at least ONE decent moderator, Mini Ladd's IP address would be blacklisted from YT."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
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Holocaust

A very terrible tragedy that resulted in the deaths of millions of Jews.

If you've searched this on urbandictionary, you most likely already know this tragedy by now.
Sorta unrelated, but for some reason, my elementary school thought it would be a great idea to teach the Holocaust in the THIRD GRADE. I really don't know what went through the school system's mind to think that exposing third graders to war crimes is a great idea. It's just as bad as an idea as showing your kids Happy Tree Friends.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
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