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Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.
Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.
Intel i9324692318958795 12983477565623948532432407957432657834HK vs AMD Ryzen 4231035387093587967890553 980475634287957809325870983428095809368973245980557652890536587342987489542879X3D
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022
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Men of culture

A term that has basically been ruined by weaboos and porn addicts.
iIixXx02IsMahWaifuxXxiIi: "I jerked off for the trillionth time today i am a man of culture"

Random Person: "Bruh you're not a 'man of culture'. You're a cringy porn addicted weeaboo"

'men of culture' has completely lost its meaning at this point.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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iPhone 14

Apple's new phone as I'm writing this. Criticized by some for various things.

Also, don't see the trailer. It uses a song that sounds like it has a very... interesting... and offensive word in it (which is unintentional, but it's still there).
"I hope Apple had an n word pass before they made their iPhone 14 trailer."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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666

A nice little 3 digit number with 3 digits repeated in a row that totally doesn't have any correlation to anything remotely bad at all.

Fun Fact: 666 in Base-26 is PG (a movie rating), and in Base-36, it's II (the roman numeral of 2)
"666 is a number. Literally a number."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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James

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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