99 definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName
A name that's derived from an Old Swedish name that meant "great royal staff" or smth.
Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
"If it exists, there's 18+ material of it. No exceptions."
And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
There's this website named "rule 34". Don't go there. It's filled with extremely weird fetish material. Yep. Every weird fetish you can think of, ranging from foot fetishes to rape to vore to C̶̜̃̀L̵̳̀̐U ̮̑B̶͙̹͛͆ ͔͝Ṕ̴̻̝E ̭̇N ͐ͅG ̱͛Ǘ̶̜͂I̵͍͊N̵͎̦͌, Rule 34 has it all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
A YouTuber who was caught grooming minors. Much to most of the internet's dismay, his YouTube channel is still up.
"If YouTube's moderation team had at least ONE decent moderator, Mini Ladd's IP address would be blacklisted from YT."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022
A VERY controversial organization that is known for trying to allow citizens to bear arms. They've been criticized for trying to ease gun control laws to the point where they become basically non-existent, which has lead to many guns being in the wrong hands, and high amounts of school shootings in America.
"The NRA has done far more than enough to give people rights to guns. Now guns are being put in the wrong hands, and entering an American school feels like stepping in an unstable area that can turn into a f*cking Battle Royale game at any moment. It's super unfortunate that they're extremely powerful in the USA, and that it's going to be difficult to at least reduce mass-shooting events, as long as they're around."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022