Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.

Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!

by NotTonTon December 8, 2020

Milk before cereal

A trend started by Lil ignorant. It’s the right way to prepare cereal. It is as simple as pouring milk in a bowl before pouring the sugariest cereal u can find.

Person 1: Yo did u see ignorants story? He poured the milk before cereal.

Person 2: Yea I just seen it, I’m about to record me doing it too and I’m going to tag him so he can see.

by Debra Johnson inc September 15, 2020

Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

by Wolfpack614 October 30, 2022

milk before cereal

The most vile and cruel thing a person can do.

Guy 1: Milk before cereal or cereal before milk?
Guy 2: Cereal before milk.
Guy 1: *grabs Holy Bible* SPIRITS BEGONE!!

by Ah'mere "Savage King" Sharpe23 May 15, 2019

Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020

milk before cereal

simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.

Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.

by Milk before Cereal January 16, 2018

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019