8 definitions by MonsterMAx

Penis

The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!

by MonsterMAx December 10, 2010

Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

by MonsterMAx October 8, 2010

36-24-36

Known as the absolute perfect body on a female. 36 inches measuring the length around the tits and back, 24 inches measuring around the waist, and 36 inches around the hips and ass. (Could also be said in feet: 3-2-3) This is also called the "hour glass" body.

The chick that had a 36-24-36 body form gave me an extreme erection.

by MonsterMAx January 14, 2011

Jungle Bush

When the pubes on a male or female looks like it could be described as a jungle: hairy, long, dark, and possibly insect infected.

I wanted to slam that ho so bad, but when she showed me her jungle bush I nearly puked up my dinner

by MonsterMAx January 17, 2011

MonsterCum

The best feeling anyone can ever have. Unlike a normal ejaculation, a MonsterCum is an extreme feeling in which more semen is produced and feels 5x better than a normal ejaculation

I experienced my first monstercum when Susie used every part of her mouth to give me a blow job

by MonsterMAx January 17, 2011

Lip-Burn

When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)

Jeff slammed Jane tight pussy so hard that he got lip-burn

by MonsterMAx November 20, 2010

Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

by MonsterMAx October 17, 2010