Monkey's definitions

Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.

We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!

by Monkey June 4, 2004

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Livi

Short for Olivia, a nickname.

My name is Livi. No, it's NOT OLIVIA!

by Monkey April 9, 2005

Scrotumizer

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.

It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man

by Monkey October 13, 2003

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Pretear

A seriously neglected and very good anime. It is a magical girl show, based on snow white with a serious twist. The show, however, isn't your basic magical girl anime with basic episodes: same old stuff, transformation, fight, end. It's deep emotionally and comically, many people have compared it to Revloutionary Girl Utena. However, lasting only 13 episodes it is too short and too new to get alot of recognition.

The seven dwarfs have become bishounen in this awesome twist of two classical fairy tales

by Monkey December 6, 2004

bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

by Monkey January 24, 2005