Monkey's definitions

tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

by Monkey March 10, 2005

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

Scrotumizer

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.

It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man

by Monkey October 13, 2003

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Pretear

A seriously neglected and very good anime. It is a magical girl show, based on snow white with a serious twist. The show, however, isn't your basic magical girl anime with basic episodes: same old stuff, transformation, fight, end. It's deep emotionally and comically, many people have compared it to Revloutionary Girl Utena. However, lasting only 13 episodes it is too short and too new to get alot of recognition.

The seven dwarfs have become bishounen in this awesome twist of two classical fairy tales

by Monkey December 6, 2004

swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey May 13, 2005

laterolis

the back of a guy's nut sack

by monkey July 19, 2003