phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey February 27, 2005

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 03, 2003

rusty

a bitch ass faggot who thinks he's crazy but ain't and talks a lot of shit behind peoples backs

say somethin' to my face one on one, bitch

by Monkey January 31, 2004

broke

left (past tense of break)

that nigga broke when he seen us comin'

by Monkey January 31, 2004

hearn

doing anything at a fast pace.

'stop hearning about and relax'

by monkey March 16, 2005

berm

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.

Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.

by Monkey January 10, 2005