Monkey's definitions

weirdo

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

by monkey April 1, 2005

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005

flirt

this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.

'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'

by Monkey February 20, 2005

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey May 13, 2005

Big cock

What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.

"Hey, I have a big cock!"

by Monkey March 28, 2005