Definitions by Mongo

Ace-Hole 

Ass, The hole of an ass

"Rammer, you Ace-Hole."

Ace-Hole by Mongo May 13, 2005

nickle-shitz

The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.

Give me your lunch money Billy, or I'll give you the nickle-shitz.

nickle-shitz by Mongo March 27, 2005

maddox.xmission.com 

THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE. Maddox reigneth as king!

maddox.xmission.com is the best page in the universe.

maddox.xmission.com by Mongo March 27, 2005

Jersey Turnpike 

This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.

I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike

Jersey Turnpike by Mongo February 2, 2005

mongorunner 

To post random stuff on message boards, and part post whore

man you are such a mongorunner

mongorunner by mongo October 1, 2004

gut moccasin 

A long dark and foul smelling turd.

Don't go in there, I just released a gut moccasin!

gut moccasin by mongo March 4, 2004

Presto 

An album by Rush that contains (IMHO) the most esoteric and best lyrics of Neil Peart. Most definitely a golden age for his lyrics.

Anagram is a great song on Presto.

Presto by Mongo February 27, 2004