snarkabe 

A wannabe snark. Someone who prides themselves on delivering quality sarcasm but fails miserably due to their own stupidity. Just about everyone on Fox News.

Bill O'Reilly thinks he burns liberals with his "wit" but he's such a snarkabe he just ends up as comedy fodder for Jon Stewart.

snarkabe by Mommy Rotten June 13, 2014

snarkalec 

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

snarkalec by Alvy September 10, 2005

snarkalepsy 

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Snarkaeology 

When someone digs up an old forum post, Facebook post, or other social media conversation thread to add their own rude comments or rehash an old argument.

"Damn, you resurrected a 3-week old thread to talk shit? That's some good snarkaeology.

Snarkaeology by LoscoDave April 11, 2013

Snackabel 

Snackabel is a type of snack that is used for eating. Snackabel means weird and it means a boy that snitches 24/7. Don't become the snack!

Snackabel is a type of snack that is used for eating. Snackabel means weird and it means a boy that snitches 24/7. Don't become the snack!

Snackabel by S0aR Soma January 16, 2020

snarkabratory 

To comment on topic / item / situation in gratuitously snarky, scabrous semi-crapulous and peurile manner with references to juv icons. Most often in a vain attempt to appear relevant to someone under-25. Usually associated with outpourings from semi-literate "urban kultcha kritic" magazine journo's.

"MTV is the same age as Justin Timberlake. To progress from that in the usual snarkabratory way is to say TV producers have even less talent than a e-tard flamed on bang".

snarkabratory by UrbanPopTwink August 1, 2006

Sparkabella 

The female version of "Sparky". Term of endearment given to a beautiful, caring, thoughtful, energetic and fun-loving woman. Liked by everyone, a social butterfly, and very loyal to her friends and family.

I love you Sparkabella!

Sparkabella by kitschick August 9, 2009