6 definitions by Mjc1125
A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.
Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?
Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist
Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist
by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018
A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.
Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?
Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist
Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist
by Mjc1125 March 4, 2018
Roofer is not just an occupation but also a way to insult someone. Usually used in a sentence with the same words as piece of shit, broke ass, drunk ass, loser ass, and drug addict ass. Roofers are usually known to have more beer in their body than water and also contain one or more semi illegal substances in their blood stream. On a job interview, saying that you are a former crackhead or have been incarcerated is a bonus. Can always be spotted driving anything they can strap a ladder on or at the nearest convince store asking for a twenty spot. Older roofers look beat down by sun exposure and hard labor. You can tell by that their backs look like an old wrinkled leather couch. Roofers always live each day to party and are stuck in a continuous spiral. Even when they get a paycheck, they still don’t have any money due to their child support, fines, paying back loans, and their crazy ass girls. Roofing takes a crazy ass person to endure the hardships, but at least they are good in bed. (Raw dogging expected)
Jannett, what does your boyfriend do for a living?
Dad he’s a roofer
Oh my gosh honey where did we go wrong?
Dad he’s a roofer
Oh my gosh honey where did we go wrong?
by Mjc1125 January 17, 2018
A girl who has either been born and raised in Hampton, VA or has resided there for five years or more. They have been infected by the cool breezes of Buckroe Beach or POC, the swamps of Foxhill to as far as the stench of the Bethel Dump. Been known to contain multiple personalities that switch with no warning or reason. Every Hampton girl is extremely crazy and most innocent men don’t find out until they are taken over by their spell. They all have incurred a variety of criminal charges that are easily hidden through fancy make up, purses, and shoes. Usually can be spotted driving cars that aren’t theirs with the speakers almost ready to blow out. If ever wanting to know where to find a Hampton girl outside their natural habitat, they will be at the bars calling themselves the baddest bitches on earth or on the side of the road surrounded by police. Each Hampton girl comes with extreme cost and should be approached with extreme caution. If you have to ask if you are with a Hampton girl it’s probably too late
Billy: Hey Jerry, meet my new girlfriend
Jerry: Oh know Billy I think shes a Hampton girl
Watch out Kevin, the Hampton is starting to kick in
Jerry: Oh know Billy I think shes a Hampton girl
Watch out Kevin, the Hampton is starting to kick in
by Mjc1125 January 13, 2018
UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
Estimate is a common word used in the construction industry. Usually used by a worker in a supervisory position or someone with their own truck as a way to get out of doing a shitty job or just not wanting to deal with it. Inclement weather and temperature usually play into it.
by Mjc1125 January 17, 2018