58 definitions by Mistahtom

D.T.

Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn

Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism

by Mistahtom July 28, 2005

Difference Barrier

The politically correct aka pc term for a fence.

The United States needs to build a better difference barrier between itself and Mexico

by Mistahtom June 2, 2006

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by Mistahtom July 17, 2006

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by Mistahtom November 2, 2005

Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by Mistahtom July 22, 2006

beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by Mistahtom May 27, 2006

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by Mistahtom November 6, 2005